Mammalingo

This site is good. Here are some of my favorites:

Crytique: A useless critique from a stranger when your baby is crying.

 

Snaccupy: To keep a child busy, quiet and tantrum free by giving him snacks when you're on the go.

Dindow: The approximately 3-minute window a working parent has between bringing the kids home and feeding them dinner.

Ghost Write: To write a thank-you note on behalf of a child in the voice of the child, such as, “I love my new Exersaucer so much, Grandma! And Mommy loves it too because now she can shower! Love, Crayston,”

Designated Clipper: The parent in the household who routinely trims an infant or child’s nails.

Notahat: Meaning not to be placed on the head.

Independastrophe: The resulting disarray, chaos, or carnage left in the wake of a toddler trying to do something “all by myself,” such as pouring juice, plunging toilets and cutting hair.